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swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

mcgregorswench:

alykat86:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Phil Coulson was recruited by Fury straight out of high school?

I mean, can you imagine

This

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Fucking

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Face

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Coming up to you and saying, “I’m Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division. I need to ask you a few questions…” ????

CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?!?!?!

BECAUSE I FRICKIN’ AM!!!

STORIES!!! I DEMANDS THEM!! HOT BABY AGENT PHIL COULSON! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS IT!

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