*the tiniest voice* surfbort
(Source: lolcuteanimals, via rustyshackleforcl)
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation. — Unknown (via perfect)
(Source: psych-facts, via rustyshackleforcl)
work it more than
make it hour
do it our
FASTER WORK IS
makes us never
I saw this on my phone and reblogged it as a joke because it made NO fucking sense hahahah
im on my phone and that is exactly what it looks like
"What has a neck but no head?"
how do penises even fit in pants
you have to tuck it in your butthole
(Source: hungarian, via hannibals-souffle)