i found my senior quote
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
This makes me feel better
(Source: patickstump, via themrsashtonirwin)
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
"People in musicals sing too much"
"Boys who like musicals must be gay"
"Musicals are repetitive"
"Musicals last way too long"
"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"
"Musicals are just boring"
"Musicals are childish"
"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"
I do not own these pics. They were sent to me in an email. But I thought I’d share with you all because they’re just AMAZING.
I feel so stupid I didn’t know they could fly, I thought they were like CHICKENS, I never questioned it because these pictures never circulate, I am WAY OVER MY HEAD.
(Source: danswildlife, via hypnotisedbydrums-tw)
I’m not gonna let y’all sleep on this
(Source: talented10th, via angelicbuttsex)